This same sort of thing happens if you clear out some jungle, cats, cats everywhere

Little bit overboard on the torches.

Unless you're really really heavily into farming.

Or if, say, you get tired of making a new wooden/stone hoe everytime yours breaks when you make new farms (or rehoe broken tiles), and you have excess tiles.

I do it because it pisses people off.

don't be lame and make a hoe.
be cool make a sword.
be tobusucus
and swing that diamond sword!

you're under arrest for being a pimp

I get tired of making trillions of hoes. Sue me.

Good advice. Both in the literal meaning and the intended meaning.

There's water in air too, and they aren't dying when touching air.

fell victim to Newton's law of gravitation.
good choice for death message from falling from a high place.
what's the death message when downing lava/fire, blown up and slayed by mob?